Terrorsogynist Alert #2: Exclusive Interview with Doctor John Kelly Rose

Dear readers, we have a special investigative report for you today. Sitting in a chair in front of me in our very central office is none other than infamous terrorsogynist John Kelly Rose—also known as Doctor Daedelus during his brief stint in the Legion of Doom.

Special Feminist Undercover Agent Manahattan of Truth recently exposed his troubled past, leading from a once prominent feminist activist to a murderous cyborg and eventual #Gamergate supporter.

These days, John can be found plotting heinous acts of terrorism in his secret underground hacker board known as “Gee Gee revolt,” which was found to be too extreme for both Eight Chun and Four Chun. The board, which requires special hacker knowledge to access and use, was indicted in the fatal 2011 hackings that saw over eleven-thousand women harassed on Twitter and resulted in the doxings of over fifteen different opinions.

To be safe, all women were evacuated from our headquarters prior to inviting the doctor here for this exclusive interview.

Trigger Warning: Murder, rape, terrorism, sexism, misogyny, Daedelus, transphobia, trans misogyny, and an ending that doesn’t include an apology.

KN: Question #1: Mr. Rose. How many women have you killed?

DJKR: During my time at Occupy, I was certain to annihilate any woman who opposed Social Justice in order to preserve my subversive narrative. After a time, I deliberately obfuscated the numbers to the point where an exact count cannot be given.

KN: Thank you

Question #2: After the tragic death of your parents at the hands of feminists, is it true you became Doctor Daedelus Rose?

DJKR: I was the feminist who killed my parents. Upon taking my father’s life after my mother’s, I adopted his pseudonym as a metaphorical trophy.

KN: Interesting. I did not know this.

KN: Moving along, here’s question #3: Is it true that you are working with Israel to co-opt GamerGate and establish an Ethics-only platform?

DJKR: Seattle never bothered to ask the hard questions.

KN: You mean Agent Manhattan of Honesty? We deny having any knowledge of this man

DJKR: Your desire to dissociate yourself from him is not only understandable but commendable.

KN: Thank you. He has become a liability—ah. Not that we here at Kotawker News have ever known or had contact with this man.

DJKR: To answer question #3, after replacing the owners of gg.me with Ayylieans, I used their platform to assemble a native-Israel JIDF through propaganda.

KN: Question #4: Can the lasers emitted from your eyes truly melt steel beams?

DJKR: Uncertain as I have never tested my powers against the inanimate.

KN: Oh? That’s … interesting. Since Manhattan of Honesty leaked a source to one of our editors claiming you said that you did in a since-deleted Facebook post.

DJKR: If anyone had actually found my Facebook account they would be… severely inconvenienced.

KN: Very well. Just one more question, Doctor Are you the man in this photograph?

DJKR: What you see in the photograph is a shelved prototype from the Rebuild Imitative. I believe I was piloting it at the time. Unfortunately, we were unable to destroy the savage cis-het white man because resources were diverted to sending a satellite into orbit.

As you can see, dear reader, the story of Doctor JKR is a sad, pitiable tale of a man who still believes he fights for the side of feminism—even as he continues his harassment campaign against women by supporting Gamergate.

As always, I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawer News daily report, and of course, we know what you did, John. We know what you did.

Trial proceeds for Internet troll responsible for 1,000 counts of disagreement rape

Trial proceeds for Internet troll responsible for 1,000 counts of disagreement rape

The summer of 2014 will always be remembered for two things: its disgusting array of sexist films, and the Holocaust-like sexual, misogynistic, death-threat-ey, and overall VIOLENT disagreement-rape that came from one Gregory Elliot, a man who openly told Feminist Hero and Activist Steph Guthrie that her views on feminism were not correct.

This, by the way, is not something Mr. Elliot denies. Mr. Elliot brazenly stated, not just on Twitter, but in court, as well, that he does not think that the opinions held by Miss Guthrie are the correct opinions, and so now, naturally, he faces six-months in prison.

We here at Kotawker News are confused by such a lenient penalty, but we suspect the prosecutors are simply trying to obtain a win and secure a precedent so that, in the future, this sort of eye-popping, earth-shattering harassment can be dealt with using more appropriate means such as forced castration, sterilization, and in some cases, the death penalty.

For most of last year, Miss Guthrie has had to put up with Mr. Elliot’s constant attempts to defend his reputation after she rightfully called him out on his postings of problematic content. It seems he failed to realize that freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of that speech.

Thankfully, the good nation of Canada has a very low tolerance for disagreement-rape, and prosecutors are doing everything they can to ensure that this man stays behind bars where he can do no further harm to feminism, Miss Elliot, and victims of disagreement-rape.

I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawker News morning report