Gamergate terrorsogynist tweet-rapist goes free; all women in danger

 

I don’t even have the strength to type up a full post today, dear readers. I’m afraid the worst has happened. Gregory Adolph Elliott has been set free despite over fifteen counts of disagreement-rape and a violent cyber assault on feminist hero Something Guthrie.

I don’t understand how the courts could have allowed this to be. The only thing I can assume, dear readers, is that the patriarchy virus has worsened. Now even the court systems are pushing for this “free speech” far-right nonsense that has recently been popping up all over the grid.

Canada was supposed to be the one place feminists could be safe from oppressive, patriarchal disagreement, and today’s verdict has just basically given gamer gators, MRAs, and other Hitler-supporting groups the ability to disagree at will with approved feminist opinions.

It’s like they want women to get raped (they do)

I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your very upsetting Kotawker News evening report.

(May Goddess Sarkeesian help us all)

 

Gamergate refuses to release hostages

It’s been a tense week to say the least. Ever since the standoff between the forces of #Gamergate and the NYPD, the public has been demanding an end to the crisis. For those of you living under a rock, last week, #Gamergate activists armed with AK47s stormed a local mall in Midtown Manhattan, completely seizing a Gamestop, an Applebees, and a women’s rights store.

No male hostages were harmed. Actually, all male hostages were given a hundred-dollar bill as a means of apology and inconvenience and a pat on the back. Even the Jews. The women, however, did not meet similar treatment.

For over the entire course of last week, fifty-five women have been trapped inside the mall, and police say that people are getting antsy. Three times now, SWAT teams have attempted to breach the building and rescue the hostages, but they were unsuccessful all three times. Police Commissioner Gordon had the following to say.

“We’re dealing with gamers here,” he explained to us over the phone. “They’ve run these kinds of scenarios hundreds of times from their mothers’ basements. They planted landmines and c4 charges, taking out all three teams.”

There’s no word yet as to when we can expect a resolution to this developing hostage crisis.

“People of the world,” one #Gamergate activist said, firing several rounds of his AK47 into the ceiling. “We are #Gamergate. And we will not stop until we get what we want—ethics in video-game journalism…and SJWs maybe. Not sure. We’re still working that part out.”

Indeed, the situation is frightening, and no one knows what will happen next. We’re all just hoping this doesn’t end like the last #Gamergate hostage crisis, in which over nine-thousand women were executed in warm blood.

I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawker News morning report.

Terrorsogynist Alert #2: Exclusive Interview with Doctor John Kelly Rose

Dear readers, we have a special investigative report for you today. Sitting in a chair in front of me in our very central office is none other than infamous terrorsogynist John Kelly Rose—also known as Doctor Daedelus during his brief stint in the Legion of Doom.

Special Feminist Undercover Agent Manahattan of Truth recently exposed his troubled past, leading from a once prominent feminist activist to a murderous cyborg and eventual #Gamergate supporter.

These days, John can be found plotting heinous acts of terrorism in his secret underground hacker board known as “Gee Gee revolt,” which was found to be too extreme for both Eight Chun and Four Chun. The board, which requires special hacker knowledge to access and use, was indicted in the fatal 2011 hackings that saw over eleven-thousand women harassed on Twitter and resulted in the doxings of over fifteen different opinions.

To be safe, all women were evacuated from our headquarters prior to inviting the doctor here for this exclusive interview.

Trigger Warning: Murder, rape, terrorism, sexism, misogyny, Daedelus, transphobia, trans misogyny, and an ending that doesn’t include an apology.

KN: Question #1: Mr. Rose. How many women have you killed?

DJKR: During my time at Occupy, I was certain to annihilate any woman who opposed Social Justice in order to preserve my subversive narrative. After a time, I deliberately obfuscated the numbers to the point where an exact count cannot be given.

KN: Thank you

Question #2: After the tragic death of your parents at the hands of feminists, is it true you became Doctor Daedelus Rose?

DJKR: I was the feminist who killed my parents. Upon taking my father’s life after my mother’s, I adopted his pseudonym as a metaphorical trophy.

KN: Interesting. I did not know this.

KN: Moving along, here’s question #3: Is it true that you are working with Israel to co-opt GamerGate and establish an Ethics-only platform?

DJKR: Seattle never bothered to ask the hard questions.

KN: You mean Agent Manhattan of Honesty? We deny having any knowledge of this man

DJKR: Your desire to dissociate yourself from him is not only understandable but commendable.

KN: Thank you. He has become a liability—ah. Not that we here at Kotawker News have ever known or had contact with this man.

DJKR: To answer question #3, after replacing the owners of gg.me with Ayylieans, I used their platform to assemble a native-Israel JIDF through propaganda.

KN: Question #4: Can the lasers emitted from your eyes truly melt steel beams?

DJKR: Uncertain as I have never tested my powers against the inanimate.

KN: Oh? That’s … interesting. Since Manhattan of Honesty leaked a source to one of our editors claiming you said that you did in a since-deleted Facebook post.

DJKR: If anyone had actually found my Facebook account they would be… severely inconvenienced.

KN: Very well. Just one more question, Doctor Are you the man in this photograph?

DJKR: What you see in the photograph is a shelved prototype from the Rebuild Imitative. I believe I was piloting it at the time. Unfortunately, we were unable to destroy the savage cis-het white man because resources were diverted to sending a satellite into orbit.

As you can see, dear reader, the story of Doctor JKR is a sad, pitiable tale of a man who still believes he fights for the side of feminism—even as he continues his harassment campaign against women by supporting Gamergate.

As always, I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawer News daily report, and of course, we know what you did, John. We know what you did.

Why it’s okay when we do it: #GamerGate just doesn’t understand harassment

Why it’s okay when we do it: #GamerGate just doesn’t understand harassment

Have you ever gone to a doctor when you’re sick? Have you ever had the unfortunate need to undergo surgery? Tell me: just because the surgeon gets to cut open your body and start screwing around in there, does that give you the right to go and cut open someone else’s body? Of course not!

#GamerGate activists have frequently flooded our inboxes here at Kotawker News with demands to know why it’s okay when we harass people but not when they do it. Well, it’s for the same reason that you can’t go removing your mother’s appendix: a degree in gender studies.

We are professionals. We are trained. We know who to harass, how much to harass, and when to stop. #GamerGate activists are misogynists and are harassing for the wrong reasons. Whereas some among them are using the same tactics that we use in order to advance a cause, there’s a significant difference between our group and theirs, and the reason for this is as follows: our opinion is the correct one and theirs is not.

Until you’ve gone through the rigors of the intense, character-making gender-studies degree program, you can’t possibly be qualified to harass someone else on Twitter. No, that requires years of practice, education, and of course a healthy dose of feminism. These three things are vital. Without each of these components, the harassment becomes immoral and sexist.

Think about that next time before you defend yourself from a trained feminist professional.

I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawker News morning report.

Trial proceeds for Internet troll responsible for 1,000 counts of disagreement rape

Trial proceeds for Internet troll responsible for 1,000 counts of disagreement rape

The summer of 2014 will always be remembered for two things: its disgusting array of sexist films, and the Holocaust-like sexual, misogynistic, death-threat-ey, and overall VIOLENT disagreement-rape that came from one Gregory Elliot, a man who openly told Feminist Hero and Activist Steph Guthrie that her views on feminism were not correct.

This, by the way, is not something Mr. Elliot denies. Mr. Elliot brazenly stated, not just on Twitter, but in court, as well, that he does not think that the opinions held by Miss Guthrie are the correct opinions, and so now, naturally, he faces six-months in prison.

We here at Kotawker News are confused by such a lenient penalty, but we suspect the prosecutors are simply trying to obtain a win and secure a precedent so that, in the future, this sort of eye-popping, earth-shattering harassment can be dealt with using more appropriate means such as forced castration, sterilization, and in some cases, the death penalty.

For most of last year, Miss Guthrie has had to put up with Mr. Elliot’s constant attempts to defend his reputation after she rightfully called him out on his postings of problematic content. It seems he failed to realize that freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of that speech.

Thankfully, the good nation of Canada has a very low tolerance for disagreement-rape, and prosecutors are doing everything they can to ensure that this man stays behind bars where he can do no further harm to feminism, Miss Elliot, and victims of disagreement-rape.

I’m Kevin Weinberg, and this has been your Kotawker News morning report

Eight Dead in Confirmed #GamerGate drone strike

In what is perhaps the most successful attack yet, the United States Government has announced today that eight high-ranking #GamerGate terrorsogynists have been eliminated in the latest of a series of drone strikes against underground bunkers. Aside from the dead, investigators also report finding a number of destroyed PCs, all of which were fitted with AMD processors, AMD video cards, and a poster that said “Fuck Intel.”

In an interview with the press, President Debbie Irontwat announced that she is doing everything in her power to keep terrorism at its lowest levels since early last year when a surge of blatant misgendering rose so high that innocent trans people were afraid to leave their homepage.

We’ll have more for you as the story unfolds. In the meantime, I’m Kevin Weinberg and this has been your Kotawker news daily update.